Her: I really love what being pregnant has done to my body, don’t you?
Him: Oh my, yes.
Her: Tell me what you like?
Him: Where do I start?
Her: I know you love my belly.
Him: Yes, yes, I do.
Her: And you love how soft and squishy I’ve gotten.
Him: Yes, you’re very squishy.
Her: And my boobs…
(He grabs her boobs)
Her: Hey! Be gentle, they’re sensitive!
Him: Sorry. All this talk about your pregnant body just makes me want to touch you.