emptyhead424: Him (via text): So what are you…

emptyhead424:

Him (via text): So what are you up to today?

Her (via text): Being pregnant.

Him (via text): Anything else?

Her (via text): Dahhhhhh…NOPE!

Her (via text): I could barely get out of bed to get more water and go to the bathroom. Don’t expect much out of me today.

Her (via text): Also pick up some peanut butter on the way home.

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